Whovians:
You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
BBC:
Hey, wait a second, you kno-
Whovians:
You know who has to do it
BBC:
Listen, that was just an episode-
Whovians:
You know who.
BBC:
It's just fiction.
Whovians:
You know who.
BBC:
But this series is not that important as-
Whovians:
You know.
BBC:
But-
Whovians:
Or the world will explode
BBC:
...What?
Whovians:
It's time law BBC.
BBC:
...
Whovians:
It's the law of the universe.
BBC:
....
Whovians:
There will be a crack in time.
BBC:
I think you take this a bit too seriou-
Whovians:
The Doctor will come
BBC:
But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
Whovians:
It's written in history.
BBC:
But the Queen-
Whovians:
Will not be amused.
